I’d host a dinner for every person I ever dated, slept with, married, or just blatantly used for sex.

Seriously, it’d be so much fun to learn how much (or little) they all had in common. I’d like the 3-5 year veterans to direct the 2-8 month “tweeners.” I’d like them to organize and present mutual grievances… a point by point summary of what they all agree is wrong.

I would then hear the summary and nod in whole-hearted agreement. then ask one simple question:

“Who’d like to make the same mistake twice?” 😉